Wednesday, January 25, 2012

New Puns

could you call a dentist teacher a drill instructor?
what do call a regular potato that wont stop talking about its observations? a common tater
did you hear about the car that was a suspect for murder? they let him go because the police couldn't find an auto motive
my foot gloves have gotten old but i can't bring myself to get rid of them i guess i have sock-holes syndrome
the people built a giant concrete structure to keep out small furry cute rodents but it broke so they built a new hamster dam
whats a brain dead patients favorite movies? veggie tales
what do you call a mute medieval warrior? a silent knight
keys to a temple: monk keys
keys to a mafia safe: don keys
what do you call it when somebody steals chickens from a witch doctor: a poultry heist